What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 20:00
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What's wrong with white women?
So they tried
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
CRISPR used to remove extra chromosomes in Down syndrome and restore cell function - Earth.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Boulder County resident exposed Flatiron Flyer passengers to measles - The Denver Post
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
How do I overcome attachment issues?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts